Tall Tale

So I woke up this morning and I was disconcerted that the ceiling took a moment to wish me good morning with a toothy grin. Of course I did the most logical thing that any other person would have done in my place. I smiled back and replied with my own "good morning." The poor ceiling seemed utterly confused by my response but it wasn't my fault if it was slow.

Now my roomie on the other hand, was completely startled by our conversation. In my opinion, my conversation with the ceiling was nothing compared with the sunflower seeds that were plotting global domination on my desk. I think the water bottle was feeling slighted because it kept hovering over the seeds trying to catch any juicy snippets...

By this time my roomie left for class and my hair straightener started to complain about a lack of use. I was accused of loving my scanner more, which I couldn't deny, a straightener can only do so much. My scanner replied with a raspberry. I was amused to see that it's tongue was black, cyan, magenta, and yellow.

Then all of my appliances united their jealousy towards my poor laptop and Zune. I'm rarely seen without or not using one of them. I drew the line at trying to short circuit them. Threatening them with water or a trip to D.I. was the only thing that sent them back to their respective corners, grumbling of course.

I suppose I should be worried. Last I knew, I was at the top of their hit list and they'd joined forces with the sunflower seeds. As I said, I should be worried, but it's hard to take death threats from my imagination seriously.

Teh End *munches on sunflower seeds*